Whether you have Irish roots or you’re 100% Italian, chances are you celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. By remembering good ol’ Pat and that story of the snakes in Ireland? Nah. By drinking beers (probably watered down green beers or this country’s poor excuse for a pint of Guinness) at your local watering hole. Paddy O’Connell’s Irish Accent Mouth Spray is perfect for the drunken occasion. While it comically claims to radically change the way you speak in just one spritz, we’re thinking, at the very least, it will clear up that brew breath long enough to get you a kiss from a few bra-less Erins.

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