We’ve got our Power Rangers Hoodie to get us through the winter. But now it’s
Morphin’ Time bikini season, so Hot Topic is selling this Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers swim suit. For some reason they’ve only got a Pink Ranger version, though. Why not have a yellow one, too? They’re both girls! What’s the deal, y’all got no love for my girl Trini? RUDE. I hope she hears about this and goes all Saber-Toothed Tiger Dinozord on whoever’s ass is responsible for this oversight! Ah, who am I kidding? Even if they had a Yellow Ranger suit, I wouldn’t buy it. Nothing against the design, it’s cute and all, but a bikini isn’t really condusive to wooping up on bad guys. There’s really nothing more humiliating than your titty popping out when you’re in the middle of a roundhouse kick to Rita Repulsa’s face. Just… just trust me. She’ll never let me live it down!
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