The Fashion Police will be hot on your trail in the anything-but-inconspicous Fuzz Crime Scene Scarf, an ironic offering, if ever there were one, from Perpetual Kid. Made from acrylic and a touch of Spandex, this extra-long knit scarf will keep you cozy while simultaneously committing a heinous crime against the style conscious, for which you may never be vindicated. Of course, as the law dictates, you’re innocent until proven guilty. But, let’s be honest here, how will ever explain your way out of this one?

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