Here’s a coat made out of men’s chest hair. Well, presumably men’s, but who knows? Maybe we got some lady chest hairs in there too! One could hope spend their time pondering more important things. The Human Fur Coat costs £2,499 (just over $3,800) and took over 200 hours to weave. LOLWUT? Two-hundred hours? That is a lot of hours to spend doing anything. Especially anything that involves handling a bunch of random dudes’ chest hair.

Thanks to The Royal Angel King for the tip. I heard his chest hair is made of angel hair pasta. Cool!