Artist Landon Meier of Hyperflesh brings us these Lifelike Baby Masks. For just $350 you can have your own! Just choose from one of three different varieties: digusted baby, happy baby, and cry baby. As you can see with your now terrified eyeballs, each is creepy as hell. It’s like these things went to the All U Can Creep buffet and went back for seconds. And used the same plate. Rude! Also, extremely unhygenic. What? I take my buffeting very seriously! Notice my fat gut and my ability to shovel food into my mouth at an alarming pace. I’m gonna get my $12.99 worth!