Just in time for
Halloween scaring the shit out of your cats, Archie McPhee is selling this mask that makes you look like a dog. But not any old stinking dog that eats his own doo-doo and smells butts — this one’s a PUG. Still absolutely eats his own doo-doo and smells butts, but also wheezes and snorts while he’s at it. Which honestly makes all that doo-doo eating and butt smelling a little more endearing. My dog? My dog will stare into your soul as he licks his @$$hole. Nothing endearing about all that. Oh god, he’s doing it again — Einstein, for the love of dog, I’m trying to work!
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