We’re sure the Black Patent Bottle Opener Heels defy all etiquette, but if you’re the kind of lady who’d wear ’em, etiquette probably isn’t your strong suit. So, go ahead, ye of fishnet stockings and Thirsty Thursdays at the local bar, strap on your mock stilettos and show those boys what you’re made of! Bottle Opener Heels feature an adjustable ankle strap with a peeptoe. Not to be confused with a peepshow. We can see how that could happen.

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