House shoes: I wear them everywhere. This planet is my home! Here are a pair fit for Bruce Wayne himself — Batmobile Slippers by Hot Topic. The slippers you deserve, but not the ones you need. I mean, they’re cool and all, but let’s be honest: no one really NEEDS slippers. People have been functioning for centuries without them! They’re designed to look like the Batmobile from the Tim Burton-directed version. Except just a little more… comfy. Which is a nice quality to have in a slipper, but I dunno — you think the Joker’s gonna take you seriously if you’re wearing fluffy-ass shoes on your feet? Naw, man, you’re gonna be the laughing-stock of Gotham! Even Commissioner Gordon’s gonna have a chuckle at your footwear’s expense! Gotta save these babies for the Batcave.

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