Unihabitat is selling The Mewgaroo Hoodie, a sweatshirt with a cat-sized pouch on the front a la female marsupials. You know, in case you needed one more thing to secure your cat lady status. Hell, I’ve exceeded all the necessary requirements and I still want one! “Go big or go home!” That’s what I always say. Wait, it’s “Go big and stay home!” That’s what I always say.
Idiot people would buy this. Pets are able to walk or lay down by themselves and should be trained accordingly.