Want to show someone you’re thinking of them on their special day, but you don’t necessarily want them to feel good about it? Send them one of these horrible cards by Ohh Deer. They’re mean as hell, but they’re also pretty funny. Bonus points if you give one to someone who can’t take a joke! Can you imagine? You hand the birthday boy or girl an envelope and they grin ear to ear, asking “For me?” But when they open it, their smile slowly melts into a disgusted frown and they mutter “That’s just rude” and everyone kind of looks at you like you’re scum, because c’mon it’s their birthday, can you let up every once in awhile for god’s sake? This is exactly why you’re not invited to parties.