Meet the Menorasaurus Rex, a t-rex menorah. It’s made by Lisa Pierce who also makes apatosaurus, velociraptor, elephant, lobster, and turtle versions too. She’s selling them all out of her Etsy store, The Vanilla Shop, for $85. How can you justify paying $85 for a spray painted plastic toy with candle holders gooped on top? I don’t know, you tell me. Explain it nice and slow, because I’m can already tell I’m gonna have a hard time understanding it.