This is a clip from Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s NatGeo program StarTalk. It shows Bill Nye, everyone’s favorite science guy, explaining sex at the New York Museum of Sex. Like many of you, I grew up watching Bill Nye and I have never thought about him having sex. Until now. The thought was forced into my brain after hearing him utter the word “horny.” Now I can’t stop thinking of all the kids’ TV show icons from my childhood doing sex — Mr. Wizard! The Magic School Bus! Steve from Blue’s Clues! LeVar Burton! Jk, I have absolutely thought about that last one. Like, a lot. But you don’t have to take my word for it! Just read my diary.