We’ve seen not just ONE, but TWO mo funking toasters that will toast a selfie onto a piece of bread. But the Toasteroid toaster allows you to toast pretty much anything onto a piece of bread! Adjust the dot-matrix grid of microfilaments using your smartphone to design your masterpiece. Not exactly an artiste? The toaster can also automatically toast up a short text message, the weather forecast, or you can choose from images pre-loaded on the app. Once you’ve solidified your design, adjust the toast darkness setting to your liking, then let the Toasteroid do its thing! Head on over to Kickstarter HERE and contribute $85 or more if you want one of your own. Which, let’s be honest — you do. We all do.