This is the 2-Slice Pet Emblazing Toaster by Pangea Brands. It’s a toaster that toasts the shape of your dog onto a piece of bread. There are several breeds to choose from: Bulldog, Chihuahua, Golden Retriever, Yorkshire Terrier, Poodle, Lab, and more! If you like your toast charred in the center and around the edges but pretty much uncooked everywhere else, this is definitely the toaster for you. So, yeah, sociopaths, basically. This is the toaster for sociopaths.