Oh, The Places You’ll Go by Dr. Suess is a classic book to gift to a new graduate. But does it give the kids any indication of the COLD, HARD, REAL WORLD??? No it does not. Perhaps the parody¬†Oh, The Places You’ll Eff Up by writers Joshua Miller and Patrick Casey and illustrator Gemma Correll is the perfect cynical replacement. Jk, nothing could ever replace Dr. Seuss, but G-D it if this book doesn’t speak the truth. Damn yeah, I’m jaded! You wouldn’t believe the things I’ve seen.

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