Oh, The Places You’ll Go by Dr. Suess is a classic book to gift to a new graduate. But does it give the kids any indication of the COLD, HARD, REAL WORLD??? No it does not. Perhaps the parody Oh, The Places You’ll Eff Up by writers Joshua Miller and Patrick Casey and illustrator Gemma Correll is the perfect cynical replacement. Jk, nothing could ever replace Dr. Seuss, but G-D it if this book doesn’t speak the truth. Damn yeah, I’m jaded! You wouldn’t believe the things I’ve seen.