Archie McPhee is selling Handicat, a finger puppet set that turns your hand into a cat. It comes in tuxedo and black and will only set you back $7. Previously the kooky company brought us horse and unicorn versions (HERE and HERE) for you equestrian types. Hell, just get nuts and buy them all. “But I only have two hands,” you ask? Well, here’s a crazy idea! I’ve got hands. Why not invite me over? Actually, forget it — I’m already on my way. Have your mom to whip up some PB&Js, will ya? No crust. And some Kool-Aid would be cool too. Any flavor, I’m not picky. That said, everyone knows grape is the best, so do what you will with that information.