This is a story of a man and his penguin. Back in 2011, Joao Pereira de Souza rescued a penguin who was covered in oil and starving. He named him Dindim and nursed him back to health. Then, 11 months later, Dindim disappeared. But every year in June, that little penguin swims nearly 5,000 miles to see his person and spend the better part of the year with him. Truly sweet. Saccharine sweet. So sweet, in fact, I got a cavity. Just kidding, just kidding. Ten cavities.