Because in Japan, a mop can’t just look like a regular mop, Japanese online retailer Felissimo is selling mops that look like a Hungarian sheepdog, those dogs that look like mops. Absurd, but admittedly pretty cute. Man, that product picture, though! That’s really something. Dog mops mopping up dog food? Is that meta? I don’t know. But it does seem inefficient. I’m no cleaning expert, but I’m pretty sure that job calls for a broom and a dustpan. And now that I say it out loud, I have thought entirely too long about this and come to the conclusion that my time would be better served thinking about pretty much anything else.