Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it all the other girls will still talk trash behind her back. HOOCHIE MAMA! These are a line of sexy Sesame Street costumes sold by Yandy. Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street because it is lookin’ fiiiiine. Jk jk, these didn’t come from Sesame Street. These are straight off of WTF slash Cray Cray Boulevard. Pick your favorite skanky muppet: Bert, Ernie, Elmo, Cookie Monster, Oscar the Grouch, and Bird Bird. Say whaaaaaa? There is NOTHING sexy about Big Bird. But Cookie Monster? Now that, I can understand.

Thanks to Larvious for the tip. He celebrates Halloween by turning all the lights off, locking the door and eating a shit ton of candy. Images courtesy of Yandy.com Costumes