The Baby’s First Baby Doll is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, 16 months pregnant doll…wait, what? A pregnant baby, baby doll? Babies playing with babies, having babies? Who is behind this, Maury Povich?! Designed by UK-based artist Darren Cullen, and available on Etsy, it comes with a tiny fetus and highlights “Real pregnancy action” and “Baby’s baby is pregnant too!’ on the box.  As if all of that wasn’t horrifying enough, this promiscuous baby has cravings, stretch marks, and apparently her water actually breaks. Suddenly Chucky doesn’t seem so wrong.

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  1. Cathy

    This is not an actual doll. The artist is Darren Cullen. From his website:

    “This piece will be shown at the Northern Gallery for Contemporary Art in Sunderland from the 26 October – 12 January 2013 as part of a group show called “Moral Holiday” along with artists such as Gilbert & George, David Shrigley and Bruce Nauman.

    It seems like the majority of news websites covering this have misunderstood my intentions and decided I’m making a comment on reality tv shows exploiting teen pregnancies. I’m not. It’s about the way these toys intrinsically train girls to have and care for children while they are still only children themselves.”

  2. Dumbass


  3. Crowther Amanda-Beth

    So much weird and wrong.

  4. OddBall

    Where can I buy this?