Back in the olden times, like I dunno, the 70’s or whatever, messages were sent by a Carrier Pigeon. And because nostalgia is making a big come back, here’s Carrier Pigeon, a service that allows you to send a plastic version of the bird through the mail. A starter kit will set you back $30 and includes the REAL LIVE pigeon, 3 message forms, 2 mailing labels, instructions, and postage for one mailing. Alternatively, throw me a fiver and I’ll get you a pigeon. Dead or alive, you name it! There’s flocks of them always huddled around my apartment window, taunting my cats, so it’d be nice to give them an opportunity to FINALLY MAKE THEMSELVES USEFUL FOR ONCE.
