This is the Professional Fit Fur Life Treadmill. It’s supposedly meant for people who want to give their dogs the ability to exercise indoors. What — outside isn’t good enough for your DOG? We all know it’s for nut-jobs who are embarrassed about their dog’s love handles. Maybe you should stop projecting your fat-loathing feelings onto your pets. You’re the chunkster who finished off a whole pack of cookies and sucked down that milkshake like it was your j-o-b. All your dog had to eat was the brown & crunchy and some tap water.

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