Because people totally still use pencils, here’s a Pirate Pencil Sharpener sold over at NeatoShop. When you sharpen a pencil it looks like the pirate’s got a peg leg. A really, disproportionately long peg leg. Seriously, though, what the hell is going on with this guy? Captain Accidentprone over here’s got an eyepatch, a hook hand, AND a damn pencil for a leg. What are you going through, me matey? Maybe the pirate’s life isn’t for you. Stick to land lubbin’ before you lose another limb.
