Bear skin rugs: they’re alright. Anyone with a gun, a hunting license, and balls bigger than a bear can have one. But Monster Skin Rugs? You gotta be a wizard or something to get one of those. Orrrrrr just pay artist Joshua Ben Longo $2500 and he’ll make one for you. Sure, they’re made out of wool felt and polymer clay, but how do you know that’s not what real monsters are made out of? Exactly. You don’t know, because you’re NOT a wizard. Haha, I knew it! I knew it all along.
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