This is the Pianobell. It replaces your doorbell with a couple of those ticklish ivories or whatever so visitors can play you a ditty when they arrive. Orrrr make Ding Dong Ditch all the more fun for the neighborhood kids who never cease to harrass me. I am NOT a witch! Other than shitty kids, the only people who ever come to my door is vacuum salesmen and the police. It wasn’t me — I have an alibi! I was home with my cats drinking boxed wine and watching reruns of Frasier. See? Not guilty!
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