Obvious Plant installed this Relationship Saving Station at his local IKEA. These are some good tools! I wonder if he makes kits for at-home. That milk hat could really come in handy! For foreplay. Just kidding, for the dairy-themed costume party my neighbor is throwing next weekend. Why is he throwing a dairy-themed costume party? God, I don’t know. He’s pretty weird, TBH! Then again, so am I and I never get invited to parties, so I figure why the hell not? I mean, what’s the worst thing that could happen? I die??? Well, if I die at this party, at least I’ll die doing what I love: partying. No ragrets! The only thing I ask is, make sure someone takes the milk hat off my head before the paramedics come to take my body away?
A Hilarious Relationship Saving Station Pops Up At A Local IKEA