Babies. They can’t stand up on their own. Some of them can’t sit without falling over. Others can’t even hold up their dang head! This is the Babykeeper, a baby carrier that hangs from bathroom stalls, fitting rooms, and locker rooms. It keeps your hands free so you can do non-baby stuff. But let’s just make one thing clear here: this thing is NOT for those babies who got that wobbly neck! Those babies? They’re on their own. And by “on their own,” I obviously mean whatever the opposite of “on their own” is. Completely dependent on you in every way. Yeah, that’s what I meant!