In news that is unfortunately very real real and not just for play play, Natalie Elizabeth Weiss , a Brooklyn-based DJ, is offering DJ classes for babies. That’s right, over the course of 8 weeks, Natalie’s gonna teach your little bundle of joy how to push buttons and turn knobs for just $200! *record scratch* Say whaaaaaaat? Two hundred dollars? Look, for the opportunity to raid your fridge, I’ll show your tot how to push buttons and turn knobs AND I’ll teach em the ways of the world. Don’t take candy from strangers, stay in school, don’t do drugs. Basically learn from my mistakes.