Check out this amazing octopus coffee table by Kirk McGuire. It isn’t the first octopus coffee table we’ve seen and hopefully it won’t be the last. Keep em coming as far as I’m concerned. Octopus coffee tables for everyone! Also, this one’s actually available for purchase which makes all the difference in the world. Except it’s $17.5k *spit takes vomits passes out* so nevermind. Octopus coffee tables only for the rich.