Being out on the links watching old dudes play golf makes me real thirsty. And by thirsty I mean bored. Might as well get the party started and bust out this silicone shot glass/bottle topper/golf tee combo. It’s called the SiliShot and damn right it looks sili as all hell! Just don’t go overboard on the hooch or you could be banned from the country club. Trust me! Turns out they don’t consider golf a contact sport. Just kidding, that time was just a warning. I got the boot after the ONE occasion I passed out in the sauna. I spent the night in there. The cleaning lady came in the next morning and found me toweless and shriveled up like a raisin. I guess she got freaked out or whatever.