You look like you got a spare vintage Jag lying around just collecting dust. And lemme guess — every time you walk by it, you’re scratching your head asking aloud “What should I do with this thing?” Why don’t you re-purpose it as a bookshelf, ya big dummy! But seriously, this has got to be some rich person’s idea of a cruel joke on all us poor people who can’t afford nice things, let alone use them for something that’s not their intended purpose. Oh and for those of you who are wondering: YES, there is a theme today. It’s called I’m poor and bitter. I mean, COME ON! Who gives a shit if the thing can’t drive, just let me sit in it and make vroom vroom sounds while I turn the steering wheel — God!
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