Etsy artists Cindy and James Searles sell these adorable air plant holders that look like all kinds of sea creatures. They’ve got jellyfish, octopus, and squid varieties. So cute! In fact… *eye twitches* they’re almost too cute. On a scale from 1 to 10 they’re easily a 16. Getting into dangerous territory. Like, break my laptop over my knee and throw it out the window for example. Which I did do, just so we’re clear. Excuse any typos going forward. I’m writing from my phone and I’ve got fingers the size of dill pickles.