Look, it happens to everyone—Lily Allen has written has even written songs about it. Of course if you’ve tried all the tricks—like thinking about baseball or Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day—and you’re still having problems then maybe you need The Stamina PIllow by Durex. The pillows feature creepy looking ladies that are meant to keep you from—you know what? I’m really uncomfortable with this topic… and that lady giving me bedroom eyes. I’m sorry, but I think I just have to stop altogether… this isn’t working for me. Maybe we can try again later okay?
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