A long sappy card just doesn’t have the veracity required to get your effing point across. The Effing Card company keeps your messages short (but maybe not sweet) with cards like “Happy Effing Birthday,” “I Effing Love You,” or “Well done you had an effing baby.” There’s also a few occasions Hallmark wouldn’t touch with an effing stick like “You’re effing dumped,” “I effing hate you” and “Where’s my effing money.”

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  1. Darren Millar

    These are my cards! Thanks for the post :D x