This is the Blood Puddle Pillow. It looks comfy and is shaped like a pool of blood. Personally I prefer my decor to resemble a blood bath, but I could still put it to good use. This’ll be perfect for slipping under the head of my shitty roommate when he passes out drunk. I’d love to see the look on his face when he wakes up in the AM thinking he cracked his skull open and is bleeding out. What?! He’s a jerk. He stumbles in completely hammered, leaves the front door open, falls face first on the sofa and begins s