This is a Monocle & Mustache Decal. It’s for your toilet. Because toilets? Well, they’re classy as all hell. What with all the butts and privates that visit. Ooh, not to mention the Number 1, 2, and 3s that occur there. What’s a Number 3, you ask? Well if you don’t know, then… just consider yourself real lucky, k? I don’t wanna talk about it. The fancy pants potty-decor is sold over at Etsy shop OSusannahs. I’m just wondering why OSusannah didn’t go all out and hook the commode up with a top hat. I mean, might as well! As they say: Go big or go home. Or as I say: If you’re gonna dress up your toilet, might as well give it a damn top hat.

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