You know that box of keepsakes you have buried in the back of your closet? Of course you do. You might only pull it out once every 10 years or so, but you know exactly what’s inside, down to every love letter, movie stub and extra button. But what good is any of that stuff doing you in the back of your closet? Don’t worry, I would dream of telling you to toss it (unless of course it was one of 20 similar boxes). Actually, I was going to suggest that you bring it out in the open and get some enjoyment out of it. But rather than putting an ugly old shoebox on your coffee table, you can put a cuddly teddy bear on your sofa—filled to the brim with your stuff. Made of durable translucent material, Mr. B lets you cuddle up with your old trinkets, toys, notes or grocery receipts—possible helping you form an even more dysfunctional relationship with your clutter. Owning one Mr. B bear seems perfectly reasonable, but if you’re not careful you’ll end up with the spare bedroom filled with Mr. B bears and land yourself a spot on the next episode of Hoarders.

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