Because your love of music consumes your life so completely that you need to incorporate it into your bathroom, guitar and keyboard toilet seats exist. They’re sold by a company called Jammin’ Johns for $200 each. Sure, why not? If you’ve got money to blow on a toilet seat shaped like a musical instrument, go for it. I’m not here to judge how you spend your money! But I am here to secretly wish you would just give it to me.




These guitar shaped toilet seats are probably expensive, and you probably shouldn’t buy one if you’re not a very huge fan of acoustic guitars or the son of Bill Gates and you have money to blow away. The best thing you could do is get a real starter acoustic guitar by checking out this guitar buying guide and learn to play it. Maybe it would cost the same, but at least you can play the real guitar.