Sure ordinary tents protect you from the elements, but they will not inspire you to recite cheesy quotes from one of the cheesiest films of our time. Tentanic is a ludicrously opulent (and frankly spectacular) alternative to one of those tents that the people in steerage would pitch. If it weren’t just an April Fool’s joke from Firebox, it would be your first class ticket to camping in style. A 1:2 scale replica of the world’s most famous luxury liner, it will sleep up to 1000 of your closest friends at Coachella or on some mega camping trip in the mountains. After all, compared to giant icebergs, tiny little black bears seem a lot less scary.