I’ve made it pretty clear about my severe aversion to exercise. But now that it’s actually scary too, there is no chance in hell that I’m ever gonna try it. These are Demonbells, kettlebells with terrifying faces. My two roommates really got into the kettlebell workout last summer, but they never invited me to try out the regime with them. I wouldn’t have joined in anyway, jerks! It was sweet comeuppance when one of em took a kettlebell straight to the love muscle. That’s what you get for always finishing off the fruit snacks, Ryan! I mean, Ryanne. He’s a lady now.