If you’ve always been mesmerized by chameleons and glowy things, then prepare to waste a lot of time on this lamp. (Unless your time is worthless like mine—then it’s not a waste!) Huey the Color Copying Chameleon Lamp can match the color of anything he’s sitting on thanks to a color-matching sensor underneath him. Plop him down on your favorite green notebook and he’ll change colors instantly to match it. Want to keep him that color no matter what? Give his tush a squeeze and he will. Just don’t try that on your real chameleon because he’ll get pretty pissed.