Living alone has its perks, but sometimes it’s nice to be greeted when you walk in the door. The Hi. I’m Mat. Mat will be there to do so each time you come home…and when you leave, and then again when you return. While this is a clever little product, we gather that after several months of lonesome homecomings and goings Mat will really start to piss you off. Driving you to shout “Yes, I know who you are already, you jerk” as you stomp all over his stupid face.