Garnet Hill is selling this bad-ass Glow-In-The-Dark Space Sheet Set. It’s made of cotton flannel for ultimate comfort. No wait — outta this world comfort. So like, the kind of sheets that aliens got, I guess. I definitely need a set of my own. These sheets are perfect! First of all, because outer space is my jam. Secondly, they glow in the dark. Can’t get much cooler than that! But most importantly, I need these sheets, because I don’t have sheets at all. I sleep on a bare mattress on the floor and to be 100% honest, it’s kind of depressing. Depressing, plus gets cold at night.
Dinosaurs in outer space bedding of course!
Hmmm… You know how on CSI, they shine a blacklight at some sheets, and you see all these glow in the dark bits, and they go “Ah. Semen”
This looks disturbingly similar