Having spend most of my 20’s in a drunken stupor, I was unsure about advocating getting super saucy on the regular. But when I come across a pair of glasses named Get Drunker Faster, I’m obligated to share them with my incredible peeps. They are designed to be completely unstable so that you can’t set them down without spillage. Since you can’t put them down, you’ll just have to keep on chugging until everyone is good looking and socializing becomes bearable. The pair is hand blown Swaziland, (which is a real place, not just the way you pronounce Switzerland after using one), Africa.

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