Yankee Candle Company is selling Girl Scout Cookie Candles. Apparently they smell just like the real thing which I can only imagine will result in picking wax out of my teeth and wondering why I do this to myself. You can buy a small jar for $18, a big one for $28, or a car freshener version for just $3. They’re available in all your favorite flavors and even your least favorite, for some reason. Looking at you Trefoils! Get a life! Like, maybe try not tasting like ass! Omggg I’m talking to cookies, send help!