In news that’ll make Colonel Sanders squeal “Ooh wee!” as he twirls his creepy goatee beard thingy, website Kentucky for Kentucky is selling 25 limited edition Fried Chicken Scented Candles. They’re created by Kathy Werking who included actual fried chicken in the wax. Well, damn! Now I’m squealing “Ooh wee!” as I twirl my imaginary goatee beard thingy. Mine’s not nearly as creepy as the Colonel’s though. Nothing’s as creepy as the Colonel’s. *shudders* Per the creator herself:
“Let the fresh, fried sizzle of savory golden goodness drift into your hearts and homes with one of our most delectable creations to date.”
Damn yeah I’ll let that savory golden goodness drift directly into my heart and home or whatever! Plus stomach. You think I’ve above eating wax? If you answered yes then you’d be WRONG. If you answered no then boy, you know me so well. Or you saw me eating that box of crayons yesterday, didn’t you? Haha! Green’s my favorite.