After word got out that the CEO’s daughter was a terrorist who blew up a train and was part of a crazy cult, Graystone Industries’ stock took a dive. So instead of making cybernetic fighting robots for the military they started making toasters to make up some of their losses. Naturally people starting mocking cylons by calling them frakking toasters as a result… or something. The toaster is stamped with the Graystone logo and makes toast with a cylon on it. And sure, it’s just a repurposed Jesus Toaster, but it’s frakking awesome.
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