Be the king of your very own geekdom with the Enter Computer Key Doormat! We kid, of course, but don’t blame us when your blind date can’t bring herself to ring the bell. As clever a doormat there ever was, this computer-based command is made of recycled tires. Which is sort of a coincidence, isn’t it? Since your love life will soon be comprised of recycled phone numbers.


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