This is a Bag of D*cks, a sack of 3 teeny magnetic penises. Want your own Bag of D*cks? Of course you do. You’re classy. Just head over to Etsy store The Worst Shop Ever where you can score yourself a set of 3 mini-dongs for $12. Which is practically a steal! I mean, until you consider the fact that you’re paying money for an inedible Bag of D*cks. If you can’t eat it, what’s the point? Jk jk, clearly these things are legit. They’ve been selling out ON THE DAILY! Because that’s the kind of world we live in — the kind of world where Bags of D*cks are selling faster than the Bag of D*cks factories can churn em out. Our forefathers would be proud.
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