We’re not sure why you need a security system so intricate that it keeps people from getting out of the house, but if you’re the kind of creep that holds people captive, today’s your lucky day. Made of 100% titanium alloy – that means super strong – the Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock forces those attempting to exit your lair to first solve a seriously demented maze. Tested to 700 lbs. of force – on the flip side, not even a gorilla could break in – the lock comes with an 8-inch chain and 10 mounting screws. Psychiatric evaluation sold separately.

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